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  • #580

    @sathanus no entrance from behind lmfao

    #582

    Ok Ling-Ling, you earned your 3 Yuan.

    #584
    asmodea
    asmodea
    Keymaster

    What does a wicked chicken lay?
    Deviled eggs.

     

    lmao

    #585

    f U

    #586

    Ling Ling, you can’t even invent your own tech. Your entire country steals shit from the west, you can’t miniaturize your components, and you don’t even know who the tank man is. ITSE ME.

    #601

    So True my lord!

    #607

    oh shit

    #609

    OMG! Did she said that?????????

    #610
    Belphagor
    Belphagor
    Keymaster

    Haha she’s a fucking idiot

    #611

    @Iflyer Big White 3 WHAT THE FUCK DID U JUST SAY? :)

    #621

    It will follow you.

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    #623
    Belphagor
    Belphagor
    Keymaster

    She is too afraid to answer…

    #626
    asmodea
    asmodea
    Keymaster

    @Iflyer Big White 3 you´re a stupid donkey

    #630

    @lordoftheshadowpits i deeply regret my decision! pls lord let me make it up

     

    #632

    @belphagor: 😉

    @asmodea: you right

    #635
    Belphagor
    Belphagor
    Keymaster

    What’s the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school?

    I don’t know, I just fly the drone!

    #642
    Belphagor
    Belphagor
    Keymaster

    How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

     

    Fucking love This Jokes, haha

    #649

    @Belphi u so funny

    #650
    asmodea
    asmodea
    Keymaster

    look, you´re a genius belphy! laughing my assmodea off hihi

    #652
    Belphagor
    Belphagor
    Keymaster

    Who are the fastest readers?

    9/11 jumpers: 87 stories in less than 2 minutes.

     

     

    Thanks asmo :*

    #653

    woah there… sure a kid like u should write sth like that

    #657
    Belphagor
    Belphagor
    Keymaster

    Calm your pussy Iflyer

    #661
    beelzebub
    beelzebub
    Keymaster

    What do a frozen pizza and a fighter have in common? If they are black, u have nothing to eat.

    #buuuurn

     

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    #662

    boa belphi!

    #663

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    #665
    asmodea
    asmodea
    Keymaster

    Flyer Big White 3 stop being such a toilett cleaning witch baaaam boooom crash

    #667

    talking shit where /one can c u? really mature…
    @alldadevils

    #668
    Belphagor
    Belphagor
    Keymaster

    How do you get a baby into a small bowl? With a blender

    How do you get it out? Tortilla chips.

    #677

    @Belphi you fuckin crazy

    #679
    asmodea
    asmodea
    Keymaster

    @belphy you´re a fucking pain in the ass , can´t stop laughing *__*

    #681
    beelzebub
    beelzebub
    Keymaster

    @iflyerbigwhite3 originallllllllll1111111llll11, suck ur own dick, bitch!

    #682

    gori, your jokes r like water for my thursty tongue…enjoy it, go on there :)

    #683

    stop that shit and send titty pic

    #684
    asmodea
    asmodea
    Keymaster

    His friend replies, “That’s great: did you get a blow job?”

    Oh, no: I never found her head.

     

    #687

    and iflyer, Fluttershy.
    You are a DOUBLE NIGGER. step outta here.

    everybody has to laugh about the fucking funny jokes tho.

    #688

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    #689
    Belphagor
    Belphagor
    Keymaster

    @lord of the shadow pits it would be an Honor to amuse you again, i’ll try my Best

    #693

    @gori i hope so. keep on going.

    #694
    Belphagor
    Belphagor
    Keymaster

    How do you get a baby to stop crawling around in circles? Nail its other foot to the ground.

    #696

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    (generation 21!)

    #697

    Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it’s just people watching.

    #699
    Belphagor
    Belphagor
    Keymaster

    How does a Tasmanian* know his Mother has her period? His brother’s dick tastes funny

    #700

    That’s exactly what I meant lol

    #701
    asmodea
    asmodea
    Keymaster

    What’s red and orange and looks good on fighters?

    Fire.

     

    #702

    Ø as sicker it gets, as amused i am Ø

    #703
    Belphagor
    Belphagor
    Keymaster

    What’s the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don’t cum on an apple before I eat it.

    #709
    Belphagor
    Belphagor
    Keymaster

    What’s the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? I’ve never been inside a Cadillac.

    #716
    asmodea
    asmodea
    Keymaster

    How do you get a fighter out of a tree?

     

    Cut the rope.

     

    #717

    lord has got some jokes too…

    What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
    No one cries when you chop up the baby.

    #718
    beelzebub
    beelzebub
    Keymaster

    @belphy k gurl this is bad

    #719

    What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
    One’s fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one’s a water melon.

    #722
    beelzebub
    beelzebub
    Keymaster

    I <3 it

    #723
    Belphagor
    Belphagor
    Keymaster

    It’s gorgeous my Lord!

     

    What has 2 heads, 5 arms and 3 legs?

    The finish line of Boston Marathon.

    #724

    @Belphi when im filming you i am always wondering what the hell is going on with you. but i love it! Belphi!! <3

    #728

    What is red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
    A baby in a microwave.

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